Thursday, August 20, 2009

Jenn'fer's top 10 things that could go without media coverage

And the world woudn't notice or care:

10. Crop Circles - Alright people, they are not created by aliens.
9. Infidelity by elected officials - it's none of our business, really.
8. The end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. Not going to happen
7. Celebrity Breakups - again, it's none of our business... Plus, who can keep track?
6. Why Pit Bulls are a dangerous breed- It's the owners that are dangerous. Any dog can be turned into a vicious beast.
5. Denny Hecker/Tom Petters...etc - I'm so tired of reading about these guys. Ignoring them is the best thing that we could do.
4. George W. Bush - Check.. this has already happened!
3. Birthers and Deathers - please stop providing a platform for these crazy people
2. Brett Favre signing with the MN Vikings - Ok, we know he's here....
1. Jon and Kate plus 8 - enough already. You love one, you hate the other. Either way, it's not news!

6 comments:

  1. Amen:)

    PS thanks for the veggies they were delish:)

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  2. Glad to hear! Haven't been out there the last two days because of the rain... I'll probably have more beans and tomatoes.. let me know if you want any more!

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  3. Nice list. The Mayan calendar deal, if only people realized that the Milky Way galactic alignment they speak of occurs every year but people do have a hard time allowing the facts to influence thier beliefs.

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  4. I think I'd broaden 7) to include just about anything done by a celebrity. Unfortunately, enough people seem to care a great deal, so the rag-mags keep selling...
    Great list, though.

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  5. I would somewhat disagree on the infidelity issue, most especially if the politician campaigned on family values (hypocrite alert).

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  6. Thomas - I see your point... I may amend the list!

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